Please Do Not Sarasota

zanabism:

babyfairy:

sorry to say but “i joined the military because i couldn’t afford college :((“ does not make me feel sorry for you. fuck you and fuck the military.

‘I killed people overseas so I could get a B.A :(‘ people are out of their minds

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12 / 07
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atarnishedcompass:

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

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12 / 07
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bob-belcher: “Tumblr themes circa 2014 ”

bob-belcher:

Tumblr themes circa 2014

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25 / 07
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bang:

:/

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25 / 07
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shortcakes:

Can u believe there are ppl who socialize every day… like all day.. and dont become extremely exhausted from it??????

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25 / 07
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25 / 07
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25 / 07
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14malbert:

doubletopaz:

doubletopaz:

fayrun:

fayrun:

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

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25 / 07
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